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Every Demotivational Poster


THINKING -


TAGS: not for everyone humor
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

blushovl - April 6, 2013, 9:48 pm
Hahaha! Love it!
lgvernon - February 5, 2012, 6:26 pm

Oh, LAWLZ! Thanks
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 6:25 pm
the name is a nice cherry on this H5GE cake :)


HYSTERECTOMY -


TAGS: look for the silver lining in everything
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by rerun

spacedog - May 3, 2013, 6:32 pm
HA! Old school sandbox or new fangled ballpit?
Reality Lord - September 12, 2010, 8:37 pm

lol


PEARL HARBOR DAY -


TAGS: less of them every day
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 12:10 pm
Thank You For Making This Post. Mao, Merry Christmas. 5 Big L's .
GySgt1811 - December 9, 2010, 12:57 pm
Right you are, Mongo! But it's not the warriors I'm concerned about...
Mongo - December 8, 2010, 7:33 pm
We still have what it takes...many are out there taking care of bidness right now. Rock On.
MrDurden - December 8, 2010, 7:19 pm
d*** Right. Had two Great Uncles in WWII. I agree completely. 5L FTW
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 8:42 pm
I've often wondered if we still have what it takes.


GINGERS, TO ARMS!!! - After years of enduring abuse and slander, our time has come. The Revolution is at hand! Today: Britain, tomorrow: the world!


TAGS: redheads everywhere theres too many game over man game over
Rating: 2.76/5

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MashiMashi - February 29, 2012, 8:56 pm
All the gingers at my gym have exceptional and proportional racks, If the girls fat they're humongus, if the girls skinny they're big.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:19 pm
Only the British care about Gingers....the rest of the world have better minorities too hate.......like Mexicans or albinos.
Woodywood03a - September 10, 2009, 7:50 pm
I love Red headed women. I would love to see a Red headed Japanese woman. Then I will say, "YES... THERE IS REALLY SOMEONE THAT LOVES ME!!!"
Jas - September 10, 2009, 6:58 pm
OMG those people are on fire! Help them!
rogueagent - September 10, 2009, 6:46 pm
I never understood why gingers got the abuse, I think red headed women are great.


LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR - After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch, and you'll have to pee


TAGS: happens every time
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Airman

MrBlack - February 10, 2010, 7:45 pm
Don't forget that ye'll get somethin in yer eye too.
erock - February 10, 2010, 4:20 pm
so true ,so darn true!
CANADA - February 8, 2010, 3:04 pm
perfect


REMEMBER - There Are Two Sides to Every Story


TAGS: there are two sides to every story
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by mikieelmo

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 5:37 pm
Coming to the aid of an ally makes one an evil empire. Really?
realogic - December 28, 2012, 1:28 pm
This is late, but sorry America was an evil empire at that time. Remember Agent Orange? Remember carpet bombing? Do you remember invading someones country because their political ideals were different? This is not a reminder of humanity.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 1:15 pm
speaking words of wisdom.... let it be.... *sing* ;)
Ed-Hyde - April 7, 2010, 12:49 pm
I had mixed feelings about this also, but it does give a quiet reminder that even our most hated enemies have loved ones too. Something that is really easy to forget. 5 Letters from Iwo Jima, doesn't make us an evil empire, just reminding us of humanity.
Ed-Hyde - April 7, 2010, 12:46 pm
Admiral Ozzel got choked out in Episode 5, The empire strikes back. Go Piett Go!
Airman - April 7, 2010, 10:43 am
Admiral Ozzel was as clumsy as he was stupid.
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:58 pm
Tsk tsk... not that one.
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 10:50 pm
Was he the one in charge of the ewok planet? That's gotta burn. Over thrown by ewoks.
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:42 pm
Ozzel? Anyone. Screw you guys.... hewm.
rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:39 pm

Thank you for the clarification.
mikieelmo - April 6, 2010, 10:37 pm
i took it to mean ,there are to sides to ever story .one countries freedom fighter is another countries terrorist . I have nothing but respect for all solders who have fought for the united states . A solder does what his country asks
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:00 pm
I'll bet that Admiral Ozzel isn't anywhere on that wall.
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 9:43 pm
And the countless droids all had souls too, right?
MrRandom - April 6, 2010, 9:42 pm
But they were the closest people to him. I'm sure generic stormtrooper #3334 was as important to him as #2465
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 9:38 pm
Weird. I didn't take it as a judgment on Vietnam or vets. I just don't see Vader, who killed billions in the stories getting weepy over minions. Hello? Darkside calling.
ICEMAN - April 6, 2010, 9:26 pm
I agree with piedude. The immediate implication is that our Vets were evil. 2L
MrRandom - April 6, 2010, 9:23 pm
I just took it as parody >.>
DreMagnum - April 6, 2010, 9:16 pm
I like it actually. Its not saying that America was the evil empire, its just saying everyone thought the rebels were the good guys and the empire bad. Pretty sure I'm taking this way to philosophical, but maybe its just saying, they loved their loss too
rerun - April 6, 2010, 9:05 pm

I don't think I could have said that better Pie. I will wait for Mikiee....to explain the meaning...then I may vote on it
pieman - April 6, 2010, 9:03 pm
I agree rerun. It says that the U.S. was the evil empire in Vietnam to me. Very disrespectful to the vets.
Claire - April 6, 2010, 9:01 pm
I lol'd then I felt guilty. =/ That doesn't happen often. 4 for balls.
rerun - April 6, 2010, 8:54 pm

I don't know about this one....seems kind if disrespectful to the Vietnam Vets. I decline to vote
forseti - April 6, 2010, 8:44 pm
that's so true! like it very much!


PEACE -


TAGS: everyone reloads
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 9:24 pm

Thank you, Gas~~
lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 5:26 pm

Thank you, Mao~
maoworks2 - May 4, 2012, 2:04 pm
Good One, And Very On The Spot
gas - May 4, 2012, 11:57 am
LOL, great one!
lgvernon - May 3, 2012, 5:34 pm

Thanks, Elvis!
fatelvis - May 3, 2012, 5:29 pm
Nice! And fortunately the coffee was still brewing. 5L


DON'T... - ...have a cow, dude? Good luck with that.


TAGS: cow parts are in everything
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Kspace

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 12:41 pm
Amen! AMEN, AMEN, AMEN!!! 5 cows!


POWER... -


TAGS: power kill person everyone god
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - April 16, 2012, 5:11 am
No worries; check your PM inbox. Mind you, it's 1920x1200 pixels... That's a massive picture... Enjoy that fight stick... ; )
K0rNb4LL - April 16, 2012, 12:41 am
Do you have the origional pic this was made from? When I saw it the first thing I thought was that it'd look great on a custom fight stick but to use it as is I'd have to stretch it out and that always kills the quality.
Rick69 - April 7, 2012, 9:27 am
Having done much research & spent much time on this matter; I can conclusively say, it is not I who is God #1 ... :)
WILEKOYOTE - April 7, 2012, 6:30 am
who is god #1 ??
M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 6:00 am
I thought it's supposed to be the 21st of December 2012?? or are you referring to the nonsense of believing the earths demise due to a prophet?? (Or Mayans in this case) And don't worry, I'm already standing in line XD
M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 6:00 am
I thought it's supposed to be the 21st of December 2012?? or are you referring to the nonsense of believing the earths demise due to a prophet?? (Or Mayans in this case) And don't worry, I'm already standing in line XD
caveman - April 2, 2012, 10:23 pm
This is the be5t one i've seen in a while, fav'd
Reality Lord - April 2, 2012, 8:59 pm

get in line mord...dec 22 2012 is coming up fast.
Rick69 - April 2, 2012, 6:05 pm
... ... ... OK ... I guess I have something to look forward to now... ... ...
SteveFurlong - April 2, 2012, 5:10 pm
Those are the words I live by. I'll become the Earthly avatar of Cthulhu, and then EAT YOU ALL!
M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 3:29 pm
I'm going to be God someday then. 5 Mass extinctions


ZOMBIE HUNTING - It is open season everyday, get er' done boys !




WEATHER BALLOONS. - There are more than you think.


TAGS: the military can t hide everything
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by thereddragon

thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 3:27 pm
technicalities...
just me - June 10, 2010, 11:51 am
Sorry but you're wrong... 23064 from 9-29-2008 and 27842 from 10-31-2008. Even tagged Weather Balloons.
thereddragon - June 9, 2010, 8:31 pm
somewhere being the key word. not here
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 8:16 pm
Similar one of the same title... somewhere.


PERSPECTIVE - to the right, a Volkswagen Beetle to the left, the 30mm 7 barrel gatling gun from an A-10 Warthog. That is all.


TAGS: destroy everything
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - March 22, 2014, 11:47 pm
gracias senor
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 22, 2014, 11:27 pm
Wow! THAT... i5 a visual. Airman, I can spot your motifakes a mile away, that's how much awesome radiates from your posters :-D


IN MY WORLD - Everyones a Pony, and we all eat Rainbows, and Poop Butterflies!




ARACHNOLEPTIC FIT -


TAGS: definition everyone looks like a spaz
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by sickartist

PhxDebbie - June 22, 2010, 11:34 am
LOL I got the shivers just thinking about it 5L
Sean - February 24, 2010, 5:23 pm
Love it. Totally cool.
R.S.Jake - February 23, 2010, 5:56 pm
It's Down My Back!!! It's Down My Back!!!!
Airman - February 23, 2010, 5:48 pm
5 wiping my hair frantically. and ears. and nose
spacedog - February 23, 2010, 5:41 pm
Frantically wiping my face, 5Ls. Great job Sick.
Reason - February 23, 2010, 3:01 pm
amsome. Everyone freaks out when they walk into a spiders web.
MO - February 23, 2010, 11:04 am
You know I'm not down with the brown. b*** I really haven't thought to discuss that with MOisha. BRB.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 11:01 am
No worries, We still love you.....But watch out for Culos and Cubby...They'll ra** your a**.......Or, are you in to that?
MO - February 23, 2010, 10:59 am
I know moooo! I know. I'm working on it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:54 am
I'm sorry ...."MO".....you're still a little girl.
MO - February 23, 2010, 10:53 am
It'd make me feel better if you'd capitalize my O. You're always trivializing me!! I've already got Moooo issues d*** it!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:43 am
Whatever makes you feel better Susan.
MO - February 23, 2010, 10:27 am
I'm comfortable with my inner MOisha.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:24 am
We've all been there.....But, we weren't all as girly about it as Mo was.
MO - February 23, 2010, 9:50 am
LMAO!! I've done it. Kinda felt like a little girl to. 5L


FOR EVERY SITUATION - There is a big desert to hide the evidence


TAGS: every situation desert hide evidence
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Budog

mariand - September 19, 2011, 8:59 am
very true... I like thi5


MY DAY -


TAGS: every day wear a mask
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 3:28 am
No Axe, my poem, self written yesterday, the 'rip off' part is the idea behind the 'bag' that he/she is lugging around, I 'ripped' that off of GaryO here.
M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 3:27 am
Thanks Vern, much appreciated :D
lgvernon - April 5, 2012, 11:38 pm

It's wonderful, Mor! Very, very wonderful~~
axe11154 - April 5, 2012, 10:33 pm
wait did you rip this off some one or what? because I see nothing but yall saying rip odd. im confused
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 9:34 pm
Well It's a ripoff in my eyes seeing as I used it to pass time. And yes, I do think about that, thanks for the 'inspiration' so to speak
GaryO - April 5, 2012, 8:11 pm
Not a rip off. Glad you think about it.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 7:46 pm
Rip off of you saying "some people have to carry around a bag of pebbles and will sometimes stop and take one out to share the story behind it") thanks for the comment though, much appreciated
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 7:42 pm
Honestly, I set out to make a 'demotivational' poster and I thought I'd make a poem. These are a mix of things, one being my thoughts, another just being bored and I even have a reference to what you told me ('the bag' and no one else seeing the inside
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 7:34 pm
LOL! XD me n-n-n-neither airm-m-man (seriously, I am commenting using my phone, might be the reason, but I only meant for one lol)
GaryO - April 5, 2012, 7:21 pm
M0rd, if these are your thoughts and realizations, then you are a leap and a bound ahead of this game. Next step is letting go of the dross and holding dearly to the lessons, no longer needing the mask. Well versed, laddie, well versed.
Airman - April 5, 2012, 7:14 pm
i didn't know you had a stutter!
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 6:41 pm
Thanks Airman, as always it is much appreciated to get positive feedback (geezus, that word...) thanks
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 6:41 pm
Thanks Airman, as always it is much appreciated to get positive feedback (geezus, that word...) thanks
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 6:41 pm
Thanks Airman, as always it is much appreciated to get positive feedback (geezus, that word...) thanks
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 6:41 pm
Thanks Airman, as always it is much appreciated to get positive feedback (geezus, that word...) thanks
Airman - April 5, 2012, 6:07 pm
pretty d*** impressive as-is I would say.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 4:54 pm
Just for future reference in the mods office ;)
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 4:54 pm
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Cranky!!! d***... I'd rather go the extra mile with one of these and correct all spelling mistakes that were made, but I have to say the spellcheck on my MS Word didn't warn me about it :/ (Ps, I use 'zapgrab' so correcting it is easy)
crankyhead - April 5, 2012, 4:48 pm
I didn't warn you about gruelling either. =) I figured you'd put a lot of effort into this already, didn't want you to have to redo it. =)
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 2:59 pm
And thanks a lot, greatly appreciated.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 2:57 pm
If someone stole my account I'mm kick their arse though. answer to your first question: Yes, I did; answer to your second: No i did not, and this 'spellcheck' feature didn't warn me to 'dispair' being wrong, and the mods didn't either, so I'm happy
Rick69 - April 5, 2012, 2:13 pm
Jeezus, Kai, I think someone stole your account... The big question is: Did you write it entirely? (The other question being, of course, do you know there is a word called "Despair"). It's been a long time since I fav'd a poster... This takes it though...


HAND WASHING - A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn't pee on his hands.


TAGS: aim is everything
Rating: 4.84/5

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GrandGremlin - February 4, 2012, 12:51 pm
Whoever doesn't, gets to taste whatever was earlier in the hand later while eating his french fries.
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 6:21 pm
an indiviudal is like a regular individual but with dyslexia. for dyslexia, see poster #148243
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 5:22 pm
and a clean well-educated indiviudal - male or female - would wash his hands before AND after, of course :) good poster and good joke
crankyhead - February 3, 2012, 12:25 pm
... the sink, his buddy heads for the door. Guy at the sink says: "Bill, aren't you going to wash your hands?" Guy at the door says: "No Dave, I didn't pee on mine." and walks out. 100 guys all start laughing at Dave, who turns beet red and leaves. =)
crankyhead - February 3, 2012, 12:23 pm
This reminds me of a Primus concert I went to in the early 90's. It's intermission, the mens' bathroom has about 100 people in it, everyone's in line, not sayin a word, noone making eye contact. Anyway, two guys are leaving and one of them goes to...
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 11:53 am
Good Stuff.


THE CREATOR -


TAGS: every star a sun crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

Sean - October 15, 2010, 4:13 pm
He MAKES the time. He's the Creator.
crankyhead - October 14, 2010, 7:38 pm
LOL! Ice
ICEMAN - October 14, 2010, 7:01 pm
Perhaps he singles you out because he hears you screaming his name all the time. ;)


use a sober driver -


TAGS: 12 31 1 1 every year every ambulance
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - January 15, 2016, 8:44 pm
Thanks for your heartfelt support MAO! Greatly appreciated!
maoworks2 - January 15, 2016, 11:32 am
Yes, Please No Drinking And Driving Be Safe And Think !


ALONE -


TAGS: alone arithmatic love everything nothing
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

rondollins1 - October 15, 2011, 1:25 am
very well put.
mariand - October 14, 2011, 2:08 am
nice


BIG BUDDHA'S PIZZERIA - "We'll make you one with everything."


TAGS: big buddhas pizzeria one everything
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Budog

tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:32 am
Hey, even if it isn't, you can bet a jolly fat guy is gonna sell you a good pie.
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:28 am
*Backs away awkwardly...*
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:28 am
Read what I accidentally said to the other guy...
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:28 am
Oops, wrong person... Uh... but you're comment's okay too...
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:27 am
I wish I could give your comment 5 lions.
otakugiant - February 20, 2012, 10:03 pm
Pizza so good it's enlightening
Arvantillian - February 17, 2012, 2:26 am
lol...gotta give a 5l here...i wannabe one too!


WHY? -


TAGS: question everything isnt going to solve anything
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

TheOne - February 15, 2011, 7:34 pm
This made me laugh and with me thats pretty rare.
forseti - May 10, 2010, 5:11 am
i like it and didn't know it... ;)
Sho - May 9, 2010, 3:46 pm
I kinda miss them tunnels
Kspace - May 9, 2010, 2:17 pm
Back in the day we'd have called this tunnelbait...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:32 am
Prove it...check the queue
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:30 am
everY everY I know I typed that y. Where did it go? Y oh y?
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:29 am
Each and ever one. I make it a priority to be online just so I can approve your posters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:28 am
so.....All of mine is what you're saying.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:25 am
I'm no help... I let a good three-fourths of the 2L and below posters through. :S
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:21 am
*y
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:21 am
Where were ou TOC?....Aggy was too drunk to stop this last night.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:12 am
Motifakes with no subtext are usually rejected anyway.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:04 am
Prime example of a "no effort" Motifake. 1L
Klara - May 9, 2010, 9:01 am
Why? Do I already know this one


DAY BY DAY - Nothing Changes... But When You look Back Everything is Different




ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE -


TAGS: zombies seek out convenience store walmart like everyone else embrace the change though rotting flesh will most likely smell bad
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 7:57 am
There is no correct # of O's.....Moo+ will do fine.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
Thanks, mooooooooooooooooooo. (I hope I spelled your name right. Enough o's?) I'm glad you liked it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2009, 10:27 pm
This is excellent Bart. 5 Lions.


MONDAYS - You're telling me they are going to happen every week ?




SUCCESS -


TAGS: behind every successful man
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

TheGoat - April 5, 2012, 1:55 am
For the benefit of Americans, Maryon Pearson's husband was prime minister of Canada in the 1960s...
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 11:06 am

Bwahahahahaha!!!!!~
M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 5:44 am
And if I told you that it was me and that I'm highly wary of any and all things you do now?? (Sorry, I couldn't Keep up the B-S long enough... XD lol)
lgvernon - April 2, 2012, 10:18 pm

I would probably watch this guy paint an outhouse~~


ERECTOR SET - The toy that lets both young and old give life to their imagination.


TAGS: erector set toys everyone imagination
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by coolfocus

dragonrider33 - February 1, 2014, 3:15 pm
Actually looks more like Lincoln Logs and and Erector Set.


CHRISTMAS - It's not for everyone.


TAGS: batman christmas not for everyone
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Grim R@per

BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 5:21 pm
I lol'd. Nice...


ITS LIKE MUSIC TO MY EARS -


TAGS: put off everything deadlines
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Claire - March 25, 2011, 9:56 pm
I like the picture you chose. It fits. 5L from me.
Anonymous2 - March 25, 2011, 9:12 pm
Douglas Adams FTW!
spacedog - March 24, 2011, 7:08 pm
Nice one.


HOT POTATO - Fresh from I-da-Ho and shaved just the way you like. What more could a man ask for?


TAGS: a game for spud lovers everywhere turn the lights low shaved clean
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:19 pm
An hourglass figure.
Cubbybear - January 27, 2010, 10:04 pm
one hell of a ***y potato


I'M SORRY, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? - "Gingers pwn everything.." Good. That's what I like to hear.




MONDAYS -


TAGS: happen every week humor
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

rerun - March 25, 2013, 9:03 pm

I will tell you what a bad Monday it. I went to send the site owner a PM, almost banned him instead.


TO SAVE TIME - Just assume I know everything ...


TAGS: assume i know everything
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Budog

Derek - August 22, 2011, 6:17 pm
Ditto
culos - August 22, 2011, 5:09 pm
Yup! That's me!
motinet - August 22, 2011, 9:41 am

Every manager in the world right there...lol
Verdeckt - August 22, 2011, 2:50 am
Let's work like a team and do it my way.


THE INTERNET -




THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: two sides to every restraining order
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

boinger - March 10, 2011, 10:04 am
That shirt has hit the "restraining order".
5150monkeylove - November 26, 2010, 1:43 am
I am coming out of the Turkey coma... anybody else alive?
5150monkeylove - November 25, 2010, 12:42 am
Autumn helped me tweak the second line. She has talent, but refuses to try to make her own.
rerun - November 24, 2010, 11:29 pm

fantactic.


HAVE AT THEE - Failure. I do it every day. And I'll be back with more tomorrow.


TAGS: my reputation grows with every failure
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by spacedog

WTFO - November 7, 2009, 12:27 am
Nice poster
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:29 pm
...and can keep the pace.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:20 pm
Even better to have someone who gets it.
spacedog - November 6, 2009, 11:14 pm
Ha! I throw straight lines out in the comments all the time. It great to have someone play along.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:10 pm
Had to post that... after calling you out on your comment yethterday.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:09 pm
Me too! OMG.... we are so like twins!!!
spacedog - November 6, 2009, 11:07 pm
I got nuffin yet, gonna watch it tonight.
spacedog - November 6, 2009, 11:04 pm
Bugger this.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:01 pm
Holy Grail tomorrow, Space... whatcha got?
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:14 pm
Love it!


BUYING LOVE -


TAGS: buy everything never love mariand
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by mariand

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2012, 9:59 pm
As for pet mice, if you feed them something they really like, they give you some of their food as a gift and wait for you to take it.
Reality Lord - April 6, 2012, 5:38 pm

drop this over to digmydog marian...nice
falloutghoul - April 6, 2012, 5:06 pm
Or a cat.


LIFE - MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING -




ILLUSIONIST -


TAGS: illusionist everyday pretending inside dying
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Rick69

M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 5:36 pm
Thanks, much appreciated, but yes, so the differences even themselves out I say
Rick69 - April 13, 2012, 5:32 pm
Cheers except for one thing... Yours is far better in most ways... That really is a good one... Only I beat you by 2 months... =D
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 4:26 pm
Nice one, reminds me of my one #152314 just shorter and more compact
maoworks2 - January 31, 2012, 8:15 am
Hit's Home, Very True 5L Your On A Roll Keep Up The Good Work.
tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:30 pm
Everyone is human... sad. But it's also human to cry.


BEER GOGGLES - When you took her back to your place you were thinking "You're the MAN!"...too bad you woke up to "You're a MAN!?"


TAGS: making a 2 at 10 into a 10 at 2 every time
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

GaryO - September 5, 2015, 5:25 am
well now, looks like somebody cooked up a potent batch....
nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 1:15 am
There actually was an experiment on mythbusters where they had some of the team judge people in attractiveness at different levels of drunk and the results were inconclusive, some people thought the samples got SLIGHTLY better and some worse.
rerun - April 28, 2010, 8:42 pm

I actually have beer goggles (they do exist), they never make a 1 look like a 10.
agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 8:23 pm
And an 12 on weekends!
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:18 pm
And no...this is in NO way meant to be our Greybeard Bunny! I'm sure we'll all agree that she's a 10 24/7!


FRANK BARONE - MAKE ME A SAMMICH!


TAGS: everybody loves raymond sammich
Rating: 3/5

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Dan - February 8, 2009, 7:45 pm
Holy crap!


TRUST ISSUES -




DO IT -


TAGS: suicide not for everyone but maybe for you
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

crankyhead - October 11, 2010, 12:48 am
5 unspent rounds =)
5150monkeylove - October 10, 2010, 8:51 pm
Pure evil! I love seeing people play Russian roulette with a semi auto. 5 separate bags (small ones for the pieces)


TRUTH -


TAGS: everybody lies
Rating: 4.71/5

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falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 6:05 pm
Scarface...Good Times


CONFUSION -


TAGS: crap posts suck the life out of everyone
Rating: 4.6/5

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panic8 - October 29, 2010, 6:00 am
Sometimes confusion is useful, it keeps people thinking, distraction is another story.
Neener - October 29, 2010, 1:38 am
I like this and the tags.


HISTORY IS HISTORY -


TAGS: and that ex girlfriend you wish you could have back shes f***ing everybody and i mean everybody
Rating: 4.31/5

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thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:55 am
At least a psychological evaluation. Geez.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
But gender reassignment surgery seems more likely.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
Anger management class hopefully.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:48 am
I miss my newest plaything. :( Where oh where could he be?
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:47 am
True...but lets let that topic slide, if ya know what I mean Vern.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:42 am
Oh, it's not hard to manually change either. :P
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:41 am
Maybe he moved from the basement to the upstairs bedroom, I mean now that it's foiled and all. You know, like baby steps to acquainting himself with the real world. He then celebrated with a new ISP giving him a new IP addy.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:56 am
That's what I think... But I can't find any IP matches, or even similarities. LoL :(
TheTrashHeap - May 19, 2010, 8:54 am
This guy really must be an ex member using a new name. STFU fineline you a**clown.
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:36 am

fineline, please review your cache of work before making a blanket statement on ONE poster from a respected member.
fineline - May 19, 2010, 5:11 am
Wow, you are not funny at all. You should really stop doing this.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 1:08 pm
5 lions you've conceived.


BACONISM - A utopian form of government where the people are kept happy through the supply of abundant quantities of bacon


TAGS: november challenge we promise bacon in every pot
Rating: 3.66/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 10:39 am
I would vote for that platform. But ya still lost a lion for pixelation. :(
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 15, 2009, 1:55 am
I find your philosophy interesting, and I would like to read your pamphlet. Mmmmm, philosophy!


STRANGE PROOF - That there is somebody out there for everyone ...




Hug -


TAGS: hug everyone dig hole
Rating: 4.94/5

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maoworks2 - April 1, 2014, 6:21 pm
Very Good 5 Underground L's


EVERY PATH - has it's puddles


TAGS: everyone has problems
Rating: 4.81/5

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Alphareign - May 17, 2012, 4:54 pm
http://www.earth-house.com/assets/images/autogen/a_SDC14372_Joplin_missouri_tornado_aftermath_by_Joy_Prier.jpg Even the first world has its problems!
Z-Bob - May 11, 2011, 3:08 pm
Is that Hayden Christensen in the 3rd panel?
lukenukem - May 11, 2011, 12:10 am
We lost tech support, no wonder it's down.
Liamdurf - May 9, 2011, 11:05 pm
Not the server! Nooooooooo!!!


GOING TO HELL IN EVERY RELIGION - And so enjoying the trip ...




SOCCER -


TAGS: not everybody s favorite sport wytch
Rating: 4/5

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zoomer296 - February 16, 2013, 3:06 pm
But I'm not playing soccer, I'm playing fútbol.


Speeling Be Champs -


TAGS: topdogs each and every one
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Thedge

TheSanityInspector - March 9, 2015, 1:04 pm
"You had ONE job!"


IF I COULD HAVE ONLY ONE WISH - THEN I WANT THIS MOUNTED IN MY TRUCK AND THE ADDRESS OF ALL THE PEOPLE I HATE FOR A LITTLE "DRIVE BY" ACTION


TAGS: a good loader a good driver and lots of time as well as the address of every single person i hate and i hate an awfu lot of people
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 3:19 pm
Got my eye on a used Army 5 ton...I think it could handle it.
phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:48 pm
Thanks RS. I was gonna say....sheesh.
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 10:28 am
Duh....Get a bigger truck!
Cyrenius - April 12, 2010, 8:21 am
If this will be on your truck your suspensions would break


CARPE DIEM -


TAGS: every day is a bear day around my place
Rating: 3.53/5

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LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:13 am
*elephant* gun even...sheesh! AND it's Friday FFS!
LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:13 am
Right after I pull the trigger on my elephany gun! 5 slightly chewed-on Lions Haar!!!
Ed-Hyde - November 6, 2009, 6:58 am
turns out the dog belongs to nancy pelosi ... good dog!
CANADA - November 5, 2009, 10:54 pm
now the dog tucks tail and runs back to hide behind its master with the bear following


STATISTICS -


TAGS: the typical toilet seat only has 49 germs per square inch versus the desktop that has 21 000 that s problematic because a lot of people eat lunch at their desks a typical office disinfects the toilet every night most people don t disenfect their desks
Rating: 4.57/5

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forseti - October 3, 2010, 5:14 am
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger! That's why computer nerds are the toughest guys out there!
AdmiralAckbar - September 26, 2010, 11:39 pm
lysol is a wonderful thing
eldiabloloco - September 26, 2010, 10:31 pm
Lol and the boss does not want us unwashed Maint Techs to use the office restroom
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 9:03 pm
Food for thought...literally


STALKERS -


TAGS: stalkers day everything is pc these days iceman
Rating: 4.48/5

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Reality Lord - February 2, 2011, 7:18 am

love it


THEY SAY - Ghosts are the still present souls of those now departed I say they're my brain cells trying to warn me about Jaeger again


TAGS: top hats make everything fun oct 30 challenge
Rating: 3.32/5

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agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 1:09 pm
Them ghosts need to be a little more persuasive, huh?


The Jim -




LONLINESS -


TAGS: always someone for everybody alone
Rating: 4.68/5

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maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 10:35 am
I Lived In THe Far North All My Live And Was Never Lonely Until I Had To Live In The City.


WISH YOU A LONG LIFE -




LOYALTY -




LOVE -


TAGS: everyone looks alike inside hammy
Rating: 4.43/5

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Hawamleh - September 1, 2011, 7:03 pm
Don't judge a book by it's huge a** knife :D
falloutghoul - September 1, 2011, 7:02 pm
a heart...and a huge knife.
Claire - January 10, 2011, 6:54 pm
Hammy is from the Middle East. There is no difference there.
voodoo3535 - January 10, 2011, 6:01 pm
The difference is in what state you live in.
Hawamleh - January 8, 2011, 9:04 pm
there is a difference ?
Claire - January 8, 2011, 4:22 pm
lol Pyramid Head doesn't love. He ra**s.
autumnspirit - January 8, 2011, 2:08 pm
Unfortunately true. 5L
Hawamleh - January 8, 2011, 1:07 pm
yep :D
tellitlikeitis - January 8, 2011, 11:50 am
5 Lions btw.
tellitlikeitis - January 8, 2011, 11:50 am
True. Unfortunately, it's usually the heart of the mean ones that keep on beating for ever.


Vampires -




MOBILE RELIEF -




LIFE -




BOY SCOUTS -




APACHE - To the soldiers on the ground they are the angels up above.


TAGS: because i could never do what you do everyday
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Bovee

Spangle - June 10, 2010, 7:38 pm
To anyone wearing a flag not covered in stars and stripes, they're the angels of death. *Cough* friendly fire *cough
rerun - February 11, 2010, 1:27 pm

ANY Motifaker who makes a poster that supports our military is good. An Airman quality poster just makes it better.
Airman - February 11, 2010, 1:20 pm
I like it.. well done. the more the merrier!
Bovee - February 11, 2010, 1:17 pm
I was not aware that he owned this genre? Read the Tag. Thats why i made it.
PixieStickNinja - February 11, 2010, 1:10 pm
Stealin' Airman's gig now huh?


HEY PEEPS - Every bunny is partying !




SEPTEMBER 11, 2001 -


TAGS: dedicated to loyal fox news viewers everywhere
Rating: 2.83/5

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Carbohydrate - November 6, 2009, 10:49 am
Is it bad for me? LOL
Ed-Hyde - August 21, 2009, 8:11 am
Wow, The Joke, you utterly missed it. *Opens the timmy gate* That's it, 15 minutes in the Timmy room and write "I will read the WHOLE poster before I comment" 100 times.
Voland - August 21, 2009, 7:47 am
Your a characteristic, american redneck! Attend the facts and think first!
Reality Lord - August 21, 2009, 6:26 am

i like the poster but hussien had nothing to do with 9/11
Derek - August 21, 2009, 3:34 am
Fat, salt, carbohydrate... ironic it's all bad for you.


GOOGLE -




RELATIONSHIPS -


TAGS: when they go bad relationships burn everything around you
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 8:22 pm
yep, the old "thigh high" gimmick.... Gets them every time. (huh Aggie?)
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:18 pm
And trying to escape in an open field with thigh highs on... nothing could be more fun to chase.
rerun - November 8, 2010, 7:18 pm

Amsome
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 6:05 pm
Gracias. I am feeling a little more dark today than normal.
flint - November 8, 2010, 5:57 pm
very nice indeed! 5l from me...
spacedog - November 8, 2010, 5:44 pm
Very nice 5150.


YOU ARE UNIQUE -




TIME TRAVEL - Not always the most "groovy" thing.


TAGS: ash boom stick not every syllable
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by CajunCow

PhxDebbie - July 13, 2010, 9:08 am
5 Boomsticks
crazyfreddy - July 12, 2010, 4:42 pm
Aww Bruce Campbell one of Icon in horror movies . Great choice of picture . 5L


X-MAS WITH RANDOM -


TAGS: for the lurker that has everything i cant stop hearing walkens voice
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by spacedog

MO - December 20, 2009, 12:49 am
d***! I'm in a fantabulous mood , and as usual.....crickets...night f***ers!!! 13-1
MO - December 20, 2009, 12:40 am
But if you're ON the rum, you forget everything. And random? You're talking to my boy all wrong....
MrRandom - December 20, 2009, 12:36 am
Can't forget the rum. Never forget the rum.
Bartimaeus - December 19, 2009, 9:03 pm
d***, Walken looks young in that pic. I think I've only seen him as like an old dude. He did black and white movies?


ITS A TRAP - She asked a simple question, does her pants made her butt look bigger. I told her no, it was my eyes. I was wrong again.


TAGS: diamonds fix everything
Rating: 3.55/5

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agdaniele - September 2, 2010, 10:23 pm
You see how he has to sit at the other end of the couch to balance it out... that should be her first clue.
spacedog - September 2, 2010, 10:19 pm
I always tell my wife I need a closer look. Once she's within touching distance the answer is "her b*** feels the same size it always did".
GreyScorpion - September 2, 2010, 10:12 pm
"nicely", don't forget the "nicely"
agdaniele - September 2, 2010, 10:07 pm
Since you're going to get in trouble anyhow, the right answer is "they fit"


2 MINUTES FOR INSTIGATING - Hey! I'M Gretzky. But you've got no backhand. I'll backhand you.


TAGS: everyone wants to be the greatest
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Fatt Matt - February 24, 2010, 3:31 pm
How did I miss this one?? 5 hat tricks
DreMagnum - February 24, 2010, 2:51 pm
lol i love this space
spacedog - September 6, 2009, 12:17 am
Thanks Bone. I think the day shift must have been slacking off. This one is still over three. I guess they'll hit it after the long weekend.
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 12:53 pm
5 The Great Ones, in a back handed sort of way


HAIR CUT -




IT IS WAITING FOR YOU -


TAGS: the past calendar s******s everything
Rating: 4.77/5

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Airman - October 12, 2012, 2:02 pm
Nice!
GaryO - October 12, 2012, 6:43 am
DANG! 5L


LOVE - Is a gift you can share with everyone


TAGS: love gift share everyone give
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Mistyblu

Mistyblu - March 5, 2012, 1:08 pm
posted in motitwist..thanks!
Sho - March 2, 2012, 12:13 am
You should post at Moti-Twist


EVERYONE DIES... -


TAGS: everyone death not before live
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - February 28, 2012, 6:26 pm
Why, thank you kind gentleman. . .
herosophocles - February 27, 2012, 7:44 pm
True words good sir
maoworks2 - February 26, 2012, 7:45 am
Me Too.
HallieMarie - February 25, 2012, 9:42 pm
Nice!


IT'S OFFICIAL... - Everyone Loves The Cubbybear.


TAGS: everyone loves cubby even vladimir official
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by MustyK

MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:28 am
Sorry phydeaux - first in, best dressed and all that. I'm glad to see that we're both on the same wavelength though.
phydeaux - February 15, 2010, 9:01 am
I almost did this...dammit...


Bruce Willis -




PROVERBS -




REALITY -


TAGS: everyone else is to blame drink drunk loser
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

forseti - April 1, 2010, 8:00 am
there are ninja-***bs in the background!! open your eyes, dude!!
Bartimaeus - April 1, 2010, 1:59 am
Cold! But funny. 5/5 Some ***bs would have made is 6-worthy, though...perhaps in the background somewhere.


PLEASE -




HUMOR -


TAGS: life time woman outdoor sun beach sea side bikini ***y hair everything
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Derek - December 19, 2009, 5:46 am
The sincerest form of flattery :-)
MrRandom - December 19, 2009, 3:04 am
Barbie your dream girl? Quiet, ditsy and full of plastic?
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 3:03 am
I'm too much of a fan of this!
peteypobmthr trucker - December 19, 2009, 1:19 am
tease!
Produceman117 - December 18, 2009, 11:12 pm
Win.
rerun - December 18, 2009, 11:05 pm

hey now, Barbi ***bs.....bet they are plastic, just like she is.
agdaniele - December 18, 2009, 10:43 pm
IP banned. Not sure if he's dumb (or smart) enough to return.
Sean - December 18, 2009, 10:39 pm
Great. Has guilio 1L'd it yet?
agdaniele - December 18, 2009, 9:45 pm
LMAO! A most fitting tribute!!!


PASSION - Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.




EQUAL OPPORTUNITY -




MOTHER NATURE - ~A Mother gives without asking for anything in return. A Mother provides without asking for sustenance. A Mother loves, only asking we love her in return.~


TAGS: mother nature gives everything nothing
Rating: 3.16/5

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autumnspirit - February 12, 2011, 2:11 am
Motivational indeed. Not funny.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 12, 2011, 1:02 am
I feel motivated....why is that?......If I wanted to feel good about myself.....I'd call a h***er......1L for missing the point.


LAUGHTER - Remember, the best laugh ever laughed is the laugh that is laughed at someone else's expense. In this case....YOU!!!




WHAT ARE LITTLE GIRLS MADE OF? -


TAGS: sugar spice and everything nice
Rating: 4.88/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2012, 1:44 am
…And it all started with Disney.
Bull - June 3, 2012, 3:01 pm
excellent .. my plans of world destruction are unfolding nicely. Wait, I mean, thanks!
GaryO - June 3, 2012, 10:00 am
Dang, Bull. I now have very little motivation left.
lgvernon - June 3, 2012, 8:52 am

Thought about using this quote myself. Very nice job!~


THE END - Everything has an end... even if it's not the end as you thought about...


TAGS: end thought everything
Rating: 4.74/5

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mariand - July 19, 2011, 7:32 pm
correction approved... thanks
rerun - July 19, 2011, 7:29 pm

Home run, 5L


ENTHUSIASM -


TAGS: every bull has horns crankyhead
Rating: 4.68/5

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agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 3:31 pm
Love it.


TIME -




THE TRUTH -




WELL DUH MOM! -


TAGS: lil kids know everything
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Houseplant

greenknight - March 24, 2011, 11:53 am
My nephew Patrick had a similar moment when he was younger "Pat those are the wrong feet" "I only gots these feet!"
CANADA - September 12, 2010, 10:00 pm
HA! amsome


YAWN OF DOOM -


TAGS: my wife tells me about her dreams every freakin day
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by Sean

Produceman117 - March 12, 2010, 10:29 pm
I second both previous comments...
phydeaux - March 12, 2010, 10:27 pm
not enough Sean around here lately. 5/5 plus pure amsome.
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 9:45 pm
Seedlings, take notes... fave this, and review it when you consider submitting motifakes.


REMEMBER -


TAGS: everything seem nothing real mariand
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - January 28, 2012, 6:02 am
Recently, a TV news station said: "A very important person who seemed to have everything he wanted, commited suicide, aparently without no reason"... got it?


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